Thursday, October 29, 2009

Xerox

Jadavpur-e amader ekta gusti chhilo. Gusti sabar-i thaake.sristi-r sei aadi parbo theke-i gusti aachhe. Tabe, sab gusti-r maton amader gusti-ta-o chilo anno-rakam. Ek-ghar jaake bole. Bes bichitro gusti chilo. Fundu chele chilo, gandu chele chilo. Matal chilo, aantel chilo. Daan-bir chilo, kripan chilo. Rangin chele chilo, sadakalo chele chilo. prithibi-r jano-sample-e aaj obdi jato-rakam variety-r sample beriyechhe, sab-i mone hoi chilo amader gusti-te. Chilo naa sudhu... Dirghoswas. Se prosongo annatro.

First year-er katha.

DM class nichhen. Sadharanato: uni besi laajuk bhabe parhaan. Maane, matha-ta upore tule-i abar namiye nen. Amra, jara kichhu-i jani naa - taader dik-e takate unaar eto lajja kiser bujhtam naa. Jaa hok, class ses-er pare bes laajuk bhabe-i bollen, "tomader CR ke."

CR kaake bole, seta bojhate gele anek kichhu likhte hoi. Apatato baaki galpo-ta likhchhi. CR-er abbreviation, bangaon local-er quiz boi-te paoa jaai asa kori. Dekhe neben. Ei adhom chhilo sei srimaan CR.

Sadyo nirbachito hoyechhi. Bina-protidwondita-i ek rakam. Amar protidwondi nije-i amake vote diyechhe. Bhaggis, election-er samai baajpeyee sonia-ke vote diye bosen naa. Sabai erakam korle, deadlock-er probol sambhabona. Bisesato: bharatiyo ganatantre, jekhane jatoguli voter, tatoguli-i praarthi.

Sancharan chilo amar purbo-borti CR ebang, nirbachan-e amar protidwondi. Kichhudin CR-jiban jaapon kore o bes atistho hoye uthechhilo. Uporontu, amake jesab senior kam ragging korechhilo, tara bollo sancharan-er lej mota. Athacho, CR-er dayitto-swarup lejurh-ta o boite raaji noi.ataeb, upordoh-anurodh-e egiye elaam bir-er maton.

DM maati-r dik-e taakiye-i aarekbaar bollen, "tomader CR ke?" bole ekbaar amader dik-e takiye-i abar chokh namiye fellen. Aami prothom-e uthe dnarhiyechhilam. DM amake khunje pachhen naa dekhe, niche neme gelaam hanhan kore.

"sono, ei boi-ta page mark koraa aachhe, prottek-ke xerox kore debe." Birdarpo-e egiye giye boi-ta nilaam. Prothom dayitto ! niye-i malum holo. Bharikki dayitto bote. Bejaai bhaari boi-ta.

"achha, ei boi-ta kaal-ke-r moddhye ferot dio."

"thik achhe, sir." Bole-i boi-ta table-er upore namiye raakhlaam. DM table-er upor theke chalk-duster-chasma-r khaap, ityadi parthibo sampotti guchhiye hnata laagaalen.

Hurhmurh kore anindya chhute elo.

"ki boi ? ektu dekha dekhi." Dekhondaari swabhaab or.

Sudipta kakhan tolaa theke unki merechhe.dekhe felechhe boi-ta-r thikuji-kusthi.

"O. millman-grabel. Amar chandan-nagar-er sir-er barhi-te chilo." "kon sir?" anindya bollo.

"Ratan-sir. Amraa abasso ratan-da boltaam. Aare , sei coaching-e-i to pen chhnurhe ekta meye-ke merechhilam. Bolini toke?" "koi naa to!"

galpo-kaar aar srotaa side hoye gelo. Oraa sore jete-i, saamne bonny.

"koi boi-ta dekhi." Saayebi mejaaj.

"oi to. Dekh naa. Jato khusi dekh." Haat tule table dekhiye sore gelaam. Puro sei abodhut-er guru chil-er galpo-r maton. Boi ghire utsahi bhirh baarhte thaake. Kothai eman oli aase punje punje dheye.

"ei kato taka laagbe re?" saaf katha kanishka-r.

janogan-ke soriye diye paataa-gulo gune fellam jhatpat. 36 pristha dnarhalo.aat-aana kore dhorle, 18 taka.

"ore baba. Se to anek taka-r byapar." paas theke Partho bollo. Or pichhon-e Pallab.

"aare osab bujhe kissu laav nei. Barong jyoti-te chal. Aajke knuth-ta nischoi chole aasbe. Porsu order diyechhilam." Fisfisiye bollo Pallab. O abasso sabsamai-e-I fisfisiye-I bolto. Jyoti jadavpur-er boi-er dokaan. Partha dekhlaam pallab-er prostaab-e utfullo hoye uthlo. Dujon-e mile hnata laagaalo.

Board-e uthe kichhu chalk-er bhagnangsho khunjte laaglaam. Chalk-er sampurno angsho kakhano-i board-e thakto naa.
Gusti-dwando-r samai-e chalk kheponastro hisebe entar byabohaar hoto. Kichhu ekta diye '18 taka' katha-ta likhe fellam. Taar pare, head-of-dept.er office theke roll-sheet niye elaam.sabaar naam lekhaa taate.

Par par bes kichhu taka jamaa porhe gelo. Khuchro ferot deoa samasya hoye dnarhalo. Achire-i sei samasya tibro akar nilo. Bus-conductor-er maton-i asohishnu hoye porhlam.

Bollam " dyakh, khuchro aachhe to? noile nebo naa."

Ekta gnadogol-er upokram dekhaa dilo.

bnachiye dilo Dip. Or kachhe ki durlav soubhagya-kram-e 20-ta 1 taka-r coin chhilo. O bollo, bhikhaari-der debaar jonno rekhe diyechhe. Taai nilaam 2-haat pete. Sei bhandar ni:ses hote hote-i Indranil.

"Dyakho bhai anupam, aami kaal-ke-i taka diye debo."

" bes, aami porsu-i xerox koriye debo."

"tahole, sir je bollen, kaal-ke boi-ta ferot dite habe."

Se samasto aami bujhbo bole oke aswasto korlaam. Mone holo eke-i management bole.esab sekha-r jonno-i lok-e gnaak gnaak kore CAT dei. E aar ki eman byapar?

"aar keu taka dibi?"

"dite-i habe?" - Somdev. Itimoddhye kripan hisebe badnam kurhiyechhe o. electrical lab-er labsheet jherhe rough kore, bhor-bela-te hostel-e toothpaste khunje berhaai, ityadi galpo toiri hochhe aaste aaste. "bes, tui naa hoi haat-e haat-e copy kore nis. Nakol-nobisi."
"ato pata aar pen-er kaali ke kharcha korbe?" som bollo. "chinta-r bisai. Tui barong, IMF-er kachhe loan-er aabedon kor." Bollam.
"bhadro xerox koraachhe to?" ghaarh nerhe saai janalaam aami.
"Or-ta niye-i chaliye debo" birdarp-e 18 taka bnachiye som kaatlo.

"aar keu?" aabaar hnaak paarhlaam. Bus-er khalasi-der maton galaa khnakre.

"khnadu xerox koraachhis to?" last bench-e bose anirban taas petachhilo. Sekhan theke khnadu oraf-e santanu sadhukhaan-er uddess-e jiggasa korlo. Khnaadu hnya bolte-I o-o nischinto holo.

40 jon-er class-e Xerox koraachhe 15 jon. 15X18 = 270 taka gune niye pocket-e bhorlaam. Anek taka.

Boi-ta bagol-daba kore hnaataa laagaalaam 8B bus-stand-er dik-e.okhane anek-gulo Xerox dokaan aachhe. Kakhano kori ni abasso.etogulo Xerox, bhalo dokaan dekhe Xerox korte dite habe.

Gate diye ber habaar mukh-e arun-er sathe dekhaa. Arunoday roy.

"xerox koraate jaachhis?"

"hnya, tui to taka dis ni."

"chal diye dichhi."

8B-r rasta-ta perono-r samai "jiban-mrityu paay-er bhrittyo" hoye jeto. Kachhakachhi hospital aachhe, ei bharsa-te periye jetaaam.
Teman kore-i periye gelaam abar. Akkhato. Periye-i ekta bes barho xerox dokan chokh-e porhlo. Proti pristha 8 ana kore.

"de. 18 taka."
"kato pristha xerox?"
"36 "
"tahole 18 hoi ki kore?"
"Keno ? 36 X .50 . sahoj hiseb."
"maane?" arun-er galaa-te bissai. "tui ki 50 poisa-r xerox koraabi naaki?"
"naa to ki? "
"Station-er oi dik-er rasta-ta-r upore ekta xerox dokaan aachhe naa?"
"hmm."
"ota-te 40 poisa kore xerox Korai."
"seta-te bhalo habe ki?" prothom dayitto niye product quality niye kono aapos-er moddhye jete naraj aami. "tui chal to" ? arun-er taan upekkha korte parlaam naa. 10 poisa upri-r ekta ingit-o dekhte paachhi.

arun-er pichhon pichhon hnata lagalaam.station-er oi dik-ta-te jaai na sadharanato:. Arun-der to abar asa jaoa odik diye-i. or baarhi bangaon line-e. haat-ta itimoddhye tata-te suru kore diyechhe. Boi boite bhallagchhe naa mote-o. ei boibaar mojuri hisebe 10 poisa per head niye neoa khub anuchit ki ? 40 poisa pristha xerox hole, 18 taka-r jaiga-te porhbe, 36 X .40.. chaar chhai-e chobbis-er haat-e thake chaar. Dhuttori-r naamtaa. Aamta aamta kore-i cholte thaaki.

"calculator aachhe arun?"

"dokan-e aachhe"

dujon-e mile dhuklaam dokan-e. bes bhirh. Hnakdaak kore jana gelo, era 45 poisa kore koraai. Baaire 40 poisa lekha aachhe bote.se kebol najor taanaa-r jonno. Aasol najrana noi.

"5 poisa-r jonno katiye de arun". Keman kangal-er maton laagchhilo nijeke.
"kothai 5? dada calculator-ta din to."
Arun ekmon-e hiseb kore nie bollo, " 5 bandil birhi hoye jaai"
"tahole toke xerox koraate habe naa. Thaak." Regemege giye-i bollam.
Ei dokan-e jaa bhirh, kaalker moddhye Xerox pabaar sambhabonaa nei. "achha 8B-te giye dekhaa jaak" prostab dilo Arun. Fer 8B.

Aagerbaar 8B-te je dokaan-ta-r saamne ese dnrhiyechhilam, sekhane anekgulo chhele hoi hoi korchhe. Nischoi mechanical department. Aar anekgulo meye hoi hoi korle-I architecture. Ragging-er samai senior-ra sikhiyechhe.

Ektu goli diye hnete ekta jaiga-te tv cholchhe dekha gelo.tv-te league-er barho match. Paase jwaljwal kore lekha "Srihori copier". Xerox dokan-er paase-I ekta marriage registration office.

"baa: khasa jaiga." mukh foske beriye gelo.

Dokan-er upore board-e lekha Xerox proti pata 50 poisa. Sukumar sen-er katha dhorle, proti pristha 25 poisa kore dite era baddhyo. Dokaan-ta fnaka.Paataa aar pristha niye tarko korte jaabo kina bhabchhi, hatath-I arun aag barhiye bollo,

"dada anek xerox aachhe, 40 poisa-te korben?"

darhiwala bhadrolok bose chhilen, dokan-er samne ekta tool-er upore. Arun-ke jorip korlen. Arun buk chitiye dnarhiye aachhe.

"40 poisa-r sada paataa dite paari."

"ki bolchhen dada?"

"aare chharh arun, 50 poisa-te hoye jaabe." Ami abar bhiru paschadopasaron. "aahaa tui thaam naa." Arun-er mood ese gechhe. O ekmon-e bolte suru korlo ? " sunun dada, station-er dokan-ta-te 45 poisa kore koraai, aar aami aasi bangaon line theke. Sealdah station-e xerox koraate nei, 30 poisa. Aapni deben kinaa bolun."

bhadrolok ektu chintito hoye porhlen. 30 poisa-r galpo bole arun unaake chaap-e feöe diyechhe spastoto:-i. maoka bujhe arun amar dik-e fire bolte suru korlo, "son, tui ek kaaj kor, amake boi-ta de. Aami aajke sealdah-te diye debo." Ei bole arun amake niye hnat-te-o suru kore dilo. Aamar knadh-e haat rekhe.

bhadrolok tool sasabde naarhiye uthe dnarhalen. "ei je bhai-ra sono." Pichhu-daak. Ke kabe upekkha korte perechhe? Dujon-e sataan ghure dnaarhaalaam. " dyakho, ami 40 poisa-te kore debo. Kintu, kauke bola cholbe naa.business-er byapar to." Swar namiye bollen uni.

"naa-naa-naa" gharh narhiye gala tule eksathe dujon-e bole dilaam. Baaji-maat.

Calculator niye ek tool-er upore dujon-e mile bose porhlaam.ek-I laav-er lavyangsho amader. Bhaab jome uthlo achire-i. 2 baar hiseb kore laav-er anko berolo 54 taka. Dujon-er Xerox-er taka-ta-o er theke diye dile, 25 taka 20 poisa nagad bneche thaake.

Chokh buje dam nilo arun - "heartfail korbo guru."

"keno re sala, heartfail korbi keno?" ? nepothyokantho.gharh ghuriye dekhi pinaki. Dnaat kelaachhe. Arun tool chhere uthe gelo. Or daan haat-er mutho-i dhoraa calculator-ta sorir-er pichhon-e rekhe. Ami chat kore calculator-ta or kachh theke niye nilaam. Arun pinaki-r dik-e egiye amlaan badon-e bollo, "jaa ek piece aaj dekhlaam naa pinaki, ac canteen-e, pagla dekhte mairi." Pinaki-ke arun-er galpo fnada-r sujog-e aami baaki kaaj sere felaa-r jonno byasto hoye uthlaam. Dokan-er andhokaar-e dhuke porhe nichu gala-te bollam, "dada - mot kato holo bolun."

Bhadrolok-er hiseb koste deri holo naa. Tobu mone holo, samai aar kaate naa. Taka-r anko-ta sune book-pocket-e haat rekhechhi. Eman samai-e pichhon theke, "anupam - eggroll" - pinaki.

Ghaarh ghuriye dekhi pinaki aar arun dujone-r-i ekgaal haasi.

"Bole dili?" khunno-swar-e bollam.

"aare baba - o new barrackpore aar aami madhyamgraam, zaanti thik-i paarto." "chaw, chaw - class-er baaki chele-der bhaag debaar aage roll-ta saabrhe ni." Dabrhani dei pinaki.

"dnarha aage dekhi hisabmaton taka bnachchhe kinaa."

Khuchro-r jalo-srot-e amar taka-r aapon-par gyan hariye giyechhe dekhlaam.sab miliye 60 taka porhe aachhe, se kaar taka ke jaane ? Barhi theke kato niye beriyechhilam, mone korte paarlaam naa.

3-te roll kinte giye 21 taka beriye gelo jhapjhap. Taar upore, dhire dhire khabar jonno roll-er kichhu-ta-o beriye gelo amar. Jyoti-ferta path-e paartha aar pallab aadhkhaana roll urhiye diye gelo. Khide-r mukh-e keu ardhek khabar kheye nile khide berhe jaai bohugun. Takhan namta-i bhul hoi na mote-o.

kulkuchi kore mukh firiye dekhi, pinaki ki hiseb kore cholechhe mon-e mon-e. or dik-e chokh porte-i, " 3 taka 60 poisa". Bemalum bole boslo.

"ei to roll khaoalam"

"se to amar taka-te-i khaoali. 18 taka diyechhi. 14.40 dar-e Xerox hoyechhe." Dar-daam-e roll-center mukhar kore tullo.

Byajar mukh-e 3 taka 12 ana gune dilaam.pinaki haasi-mukh-e janalo, khuchro nei. Arthath baaki 15 poisa bhog-e. "thik aachhe, thik aachhe. Kaal Xerox-gulo aar boi-ta classroom obdi boye dis." Bojha haalka korlaam aami. 15 poisa mojduri-r binimoi-e.

pardin satti satti oi dasaasoi boi-ta, atogulo Xerox samet classroom obdi pounchhe dei pinaki. roll-sheet baraabar bili hoye gelo sab. Porhe thaklo arun-er-ta.

Ses-bela-te gachhtala-te adda cholchhe.Madhuri Dixit Engg. Naa porhe microbiology porhlo keno, narisamaj aar taader biology-r proti swabhabik akarsan - esab-er gobhir tatwanusandhan.

Bonny udai holo. Ishat khipto. Kaake khunjchhe jeno.

Aamaar samne-i ese dnarhalo ses-e. " toke do xerox diye dilaam, abar ki?" bollam.

O bollo, "3 taka 60 poisa."

"naa naa, 3 taka 60 noi, ota habe 5 rupaiyah 12 ana. Oh, madhubala. Ki je tora madhuri madhuri koris." Joye bollo paas theke.

"anupam, 3 taka 60 poisa." Bonny amlaan.

Ami jaa bojhaa-r bujhe gechhi tatokkhan-e. bujhe uthbaar chesta korchhi, haat-e hnarhi-ta bhanglo ke? Aar bujhe laav nei abasso. Eto chhele-r sathe jujhe ota jabe naa mote-o.

"O, ota to aami debo-I bhebechhilam."

"diye fyal." Bonny haat barhalo.

Gune gune 40-ta poisa ferot pelaam.

Bonny-r mukh-e khabor chhoriye porhlo druto. Hostel theke khnadu, bhau chhute elo. Elo naa sudhu laav-er angshidaar-raa. 3 taka 60-er daabidaar-ra karha-i ganda-i paona bujhe nite suru korlo. Taka aar rup - e ki chepe rakha jaai? Chepe raakhte gele chaap-e porhe jabar-i sambhabona.chirokaal.

Daanchhatra-r maton unmukto kore bose thaki amar money-bag-khani.apon-par-mechanical-chemical je jedik theke paare ese jaai.haat pete dei. 3 taka 60 poisa porhe jaai jantro-r maton.

Bes khanik-kkhan pare deoa-neoa-r paalaa sango hole moneybag-e ekta 2 taka aabiskaar korlaam. Aar pant-er pocket-e 4 ana.sakal-er bus-bharha ferot.

E samannyo dhan-e aar ki laav? Jagotik bitrishna-i aalorhito hote thaake amar hridoi-mon. Itihas-er chhatro theke uthe aase proyaag-er melaa. Hiwen-saang-er saamne eman-i ek sandhya-i samrat harshabardhan tnaar poridheyo bastro porjonto daan korechhilen. Aar aami? Samannyo xerox-er poisa mere laav korchhilaam.chhi:.

Ki habe ei 2 taka 4 ana-i?

"aar kaaro taka chaai? 2 taka 4 ana?" bollam aami.

"emni emni dichhis to?" hasimukh-e haat barhiye bollo Som.

Diye dilaam. Aar taar pare-i mone holo bus-e kore barhi firte habe. Bharha nei. Sarbonaas! Harshabardhan-er barhi feraar problem-ta chilo naa bodhoi.

Som-ke bollam, "Som - barhi firte habe. 37-e 1 taka 20 poisa laage. Oi tuku ferot de."

Som gune gune taka-ta ferot diye bollo, "dhaar dilaam kintu."

2 comments:

  1. brilliant!! purono din mone porhe gelo. Tobe third year theke ami dayitto niyechhilam. kono problem keu koreni. Honestly business korechhi!! Alu assistant chhilo majhe majhe fau peto.

    Arnab

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  2. fau pele ki aar seta-ke honest business bolaa jai ?

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